Quotes & messages
Nice and relevant quotes and messages
Quotes
- My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
- wfg1001@thor.cam.ac.uk (W.F. Grainger)
- Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software
- (David B. Ferguson) microtsk@fox.nstn.ca
- Desværre - vi er udgået for nummertegn. De kan få en SQL-prompt!
(Sorry - we're out of #. But you can have a SQL prompt!)
- (Erik Andersen) ean@dde.dk
- As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
- (Bent Kirkegaard Nielsen / bkn@dde.dk)
- "and on the 7th day he compiled it"
- (Bent Kirkegaard Nielsen / bkn@dde.dk)
- Ring til systemkonsulent Kåre Dump hos Segment Violation
(Phone messages: Call systems consultant Kåre Dump at Segment Violation) - Erik Bachmann (ebp@dde.dk)
- Who is general Failure and what is he doing on my disk
- (Ole Møller olm@dde.dk)
- #include <<std.disclaimers>>
- God is real, unless declared integer
- (Ole Møller olm@dde.dk)
- Good pings come in small packets
- Da Borg <"vladi/mip@uniserve.com>
- famous last words: "What a cable is this?" (unknown electrician)
Messages
- File not found! Do you want me to fake it?
- Microsoft message: Abort, retry, try again, try once more, confirm one more attempt, PANIC!
- Broadcast from root: Please )(/%##"&%&/((%/##
- "BASEBALL.BAT" gives no hits
- COFFEE.COM not found - Reboot user (Y/N) ?
- REALITY.SYS not found - Reboot universe (Y/N) ?
- Keyboard not found - please clean up desktop!
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