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My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
wfg1001@thor.cam.ac.uk (W.F. Grainger)
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software
(David B. Ferguson) microtsk@fox.nstn.ca
Desværre - vi er udgået for nummertegn. De kan få en SQL-prompt!
(Sorry - we're out of #. But you can have a SQL prompt!)
(Erik Andersen) ean@dde.dk
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
(Bent Kirkegaard Nielsen / bkn@dde.dk)
"and on the 7th day he compiled it"
(Bent Kirkegaard Nielsen / bkn@dde.dk)
Ring til systemkonsulent Kåre Dump hos Segment Violation
(Phone messages: Call systems consultant Kåre Dump at Segment Violation)
Erik Bachmann (ebp@dde.dk)
Who is general Failure and what is he doing on my disk
(Ole Møller olm@dde.dk)
#include <<std.disclaimers>>
God is real, unless declared integer
(Ole Møller olm@dde.dk)
Good pings come in small packets
Da Borg <"vladi/mip@uniserve.com>
famous last words: "What a cable is this?" (unknown electrician)

Messages

  • File not found! Do you want me to fake it?
  • Microsoft message: Abort, retry, try again, try once more, confirm one more attempt, PANIC!
  • Broadcast from root: Please )(/%##"&%&/((%/##
  • "BASEBALL.BAT" gives no hits
  • COFFEE.COM not found - Reboot user (Y/N) ?
  • REALITY.SYS not found - Reboot universe (Y/N) ?
  • Keyboard not found - please clean up desktop!
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