| smiley invisible man |
$-) | yuppie smiley / Alex P. Keaton fan |
%-) | User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight |
%-6 | User is braindead |
%-| | been working all night |
%\v | Picasso |
&-| | Tearful / that made me cry |
'-) | Wink |
(-: | User is left handed |
(-:|:-) | Siamise twins |
(-_-) | Secret smile |
(8-)<= | Skiing |
(8-o | It's Mr. Bill! |
(:- | Heart-breaking message |
(:-( | the saddest smiley / unsmiley frowning |
(:-) | Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets (priminister) / smiley big-face |
(:-)>+ | Munk |
(:-|K- | Formal message. |
(:<) | Message concerning blabber mouths |
(:I | Egghead |
([( | robocop |
)8-) | scuba smiley big-face |
):-( | unsmiley big-face |
):-) | smiley big-face |
*(H-) | Skiing |
**:-) | net startrek: Cousellor Troi |
*:o) | Bozo the Clown! |
*<:-) | User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
+-( | smiley, shot between the eyes |
+-:-) | User is the Pope or holds some other religious office |
+:-) | priest smiley |
,-) | Ditto but he's winking |
,-} | wry and winking |
,:-) | Same thing other side / user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning |
---<--{(@ | its a rose! |
-:-( | Real punks don't smile. |
-:-) | User is a punk rocker |
-=*:-) | User is a TeX wizard. |
.-) | User only has one eye |
.-) | User only has one eye. |
0-) | smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) |
2B|^2B | Message about Shakespeare |
3:-o | Cow |
3:[ | mean pet smiley (pit bull smiley) |
3:] | Pet smiley |
3:o[ | net.pets |
7:) | Reagan |
8 :-) | User is a wizard |
8 :-I | net.unix-wizards |
8(:-) | mickey mouse |
8) | Frog |
8-# | dead smiley |
8-) | User is wearing sunglasses / swimmer |
8-O | "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?) |
8-] | "wow, maaan" |
8-| | Eyes wide with surprise / Suspense |
8:-) | glasses on forehead /little girl smiley |
8<:-) | smiley is a wizard |
8=:-) | Chef |
8^ | Chicken |
:#) | drunk smiley |
:'-( | User is crying |
:'-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying |
:( | sad-turtle smiley |
:) | Midget smilie / Happy |
:* | kisses |
:*) | Ed McMahon / user is drunk |
:*> | a cat |
:,( | crying smiley |
:- | Male |
:-! | foot in mouth / smiley bland face |
:-" | Pursing lips / whistling smiley |
:-# | user wears braces / my lips are sealed / Censored |
:-#| | smiley face with bushy mustache |
:-$ | smiley face with it's mouth wired shut |
:-% | smiley banker |
:-& | tounge-tied |
:-( | boo hoo /drama /frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. |
:-( ) | You backed your car over my toe |
:-() | You stepped on my toe |
:-(*) | that comment made me sick |
:-(=) | bucktooth smiley |
:-) | basic smiley / comedy |
:-) )-: | Masking theatrical comments |
:-) :-) :-) | Loud guffaw |
:-)) | Double chin |
:-)-8 | User is a Big girl. |
:-)8 | man with bowtie |
:-)8< | big girl smiley |
:-)=-- | Man with tie |
:-)~ | User drools |
:-* | Oooops (covering mouth with hand) / just ate something sour / bitter / kissing |
:-, | "Hmmmm " / Smirk |
:----} | you lie like pinnochio |
:-/ | User is skeptical / lefty undecided smiley |
:-0 | No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) / smiley orator |
:-1 | smiley bland face / Smirks |
:-3 | handlebar mustache smiley |
:-6 | smiley after eating something sour |
:-7 | User juust made a wry statement / Smokes a pipe |
:-8( | condescending stare |
:-9 | User is licking his/her lips |
:-: | Mutant Smiley |
:-< | real sad/mad smiley |
:-=) | older smiley with mustache |
:-> | user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-). / hey hey / y.a.s. |
:-? | smiley smoking a pipe |
:-@ | "I swear" / screaming smiley |
:-B | Drooling |
:-C | user is really bummed / Just totally unbelieving |
:-D | Said with a smile |
:-D | User is laughing (at you!) |
:-E | Bucktoothed vampire |
:-F | Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing |
:-I | Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie |
:-J | Tongue-in-cheek comments |
:-O | Mr. Bill / oops / talkaktive smiley |
:-P | nyah nyah / smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) |
:-Q | smoker |
:-S | user just made an incoherent statement / what you say makes no sense |
:-T | Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped) |
:-V | Shout |
:-X | user's lips are sealed / a big wet kiss / bow tie |
:-Y | A quiet aside |
:-[ | Pouting / User is a Vampire / un-smiley blockhead |
:-\ | undecided smiley |
:-] | smiley blockhead |
:-` | smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco |
:-a | lefty smilely touching tongue to nose / smiley touching her tongue to her nose |
:-b | left-pointing tongue smiley |
:-c | bummed out smiley / Real unhappy |
:-d | lefty smiley razzing you / said with a smile |
:-e | disappointed smiley |
:-i | semi-smiley |
:-j | left smiling smilely |
:-k | beats me, looks like something, tho. |
:-l | y. a. s. |
:-o | Surpise / Uh oh! / singing national anthem |
:-q | smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose |
:-r | smiley raspberry / Sticking tongue out |
:-s | smiley after a BIZARRE comment |
:-t | cross smiley / pouting smiley |
:-v | Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side |
:-w | Speak with forked tongue |
:-x | Kiss kiss / "my lips are sealed" smiley |
:-z | y.a.c.s. |
:-{ | Count Dracula / mustache / smiley variation on a theme |
:-{) | User has a mustache / User wears lipstick |
:-{)} | net startrek: Commander Riker |
:-| | "have an ordinary day" smiley / Grim |
:-|| | Anger |
:-} | "Thish wine tashted pretty good" |
:-}X | bow tie-wearing smiley |
:-~) | User has a cold |
:/) | Not funny |
:/\) | extremely bignosed smiley |
:/i | No smoking |
:8) | pigish smiley |
::-) | user wears normal glasses |
:< | midget unsmiley / what? |
:< | what pretences! |
:<) | User is from an Ivy League School |
:= | beaver smiley |
:= | | Baboon | |
:=) | User has two noses / orangutan smiley |
:=8 | Ape |
:> | midget smiley / what? / hmm, let me think |
:@ | what? |
:@) | Pig |
:C | what? |
:D | laughter |
:I | Hmmm, not funny! |
:I) | smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.) |
:O | yelling |
:Q | what? |
:[ | Real Downer |
:] | Gleep a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend |
:^) | user has a broken nose /smiley with a personality / smiley with pointy nose (righty) |
:^D | "Great! I like it!" |
:_( | Vincent Van Gogh |
:_) | User's nose is sliding off of his face / I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of join |
:n) | smiley with funny-looking right nose |
:u) | smiley with funny-looking left nose |
:v) | user has a broken nose, but it's the other way / left-pointing nose smiley |
:{ | oh boy, the headmaster! |
:} | what should we call these? (what?) |
:~i | Smoking |
:~j | Smoking and smiling |
;( | Crying |
;-( | User is crying |
;-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying / Sardonic Incredulity / Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. |
;-> | Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. |
;^) | smirking smiley |
<:-) | For dumb questions |
<:-)<<| | Message from a space rocket |
<:-I | User is a dunce. |
<:-O | Eeek! |
<:3 | simple smiley mouse or rat |
<:3 )~~~~ | smiley mouse or rat |
<:I | dunce |
<<<<(:-) | Message from a hat sales-man |
<>:{)} | net startrek: Lt. Worf |
<{:-)} | Message in a bottle |
<|-( | User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. |
<|-) | User is Chinese. |
=) | Variation on a theme |
=:-( | real punks never smile |
=:-) | user is a hosehead /smiley is a punk / smiley punk-rocker |
=|:-)= | Uncle Sam / Abe Lincoln |
>- | Female |
>-< | Absolutely livid!! |
>:) | a little devil |
>:-< | mad |
>:-> | User just made a really devilish remark |
>:-I | net startrek: Klingon |
>:-| | net startrek: Spock |
>;-> | winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just made. / a very lewd remark was just made |
?-( | black eye |
@:-) | User is wearing a turban. |
@:-} | smiley just back from the hairdresser |
@= | User is pro-nuclear war |
B-) | Smiling and wearing glasses (horn-rimmed) or sunglasses (or from Batman) |
B-D | "Serves you right, dummy!!" |
B:-) | Sunglasses on head |
BI | a frog |
C8<] | Darth Vader |
C:# | Football Player |
C:\> | MS-DOS nerd |
C=:-) | chef |
C=}>;*{)) | mega-smiley a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin |
C=}>;*{O) | A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin |
C|:-= | Charlie Chaplin |
E-:-) | user is a ham radio operator |
E-:-I | net.ham-radio |
H-) | cross-eyed smiley |
Ic:() | Pigmalian |
K:P | user is a little kid with a propeller beenie |
L-P | totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P mud exists) |
M-),:X),:-M | See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing |
O-) | megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) / message from cyclops / smiley after smoking a banana |
O:-) | User is an angel (at heart, at least) |
O|-) | net.religion |
P-( | pirate smiley |
V^J | smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) / (it's more a talkey just tip your head to the right side to see it) |
X-( | user just died / net.suicide / you are brain dead |
X:-) | little kid with a propeller beanie |
[:-) | User is wearing a walkman |
[:-| | net startrek: Data |
[:] | User is a robot |
[] | hugs |
]) | net startrek: Lt. LaForge |
]-I | smiley wearing sunglasses (cooltherefore no smile, only a smirk) |
^o | Snoring. |
`' | cat's eyes in the night |
`:-) | User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. |
d :-) | Taking my hat off for you (baseball cap/hat smiley) |
d8= | Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat |
d:-) | baseball cap smiley / wearing hat |
g-) | smiley with pince-nez glasses |
l-O | smiley is yawning |
l:-O | flattop loudmouth smiley |
l^o | hepcat smiley |
{:-) | smiley wears a toupee / smiley with its hair parted in the middle |
|-( | Late night messages / smiley lost his contact lenses |
|-) | hee hee |
|-D | ho ho |
|-I | user is asleep |
|-O | user is yawning/snoring / birth |
|-P | yuk |
|-{ | "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?) |
|I | Asleep |
|^o | snoring |
||*( | Handshake offered |
||*) | Handshake accepted |
|~( | "Someone just busted my nose" |
}:-( | Bull headed / Toupee in an updraft |
}:^#) | pointy nosed smiley |
}:^#}) | updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin |
~:-P | smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair |
~~:-( | net.flame |